Ok, who didn't see this coming? The Mets sucked for like three weeks and managed to drag it out for as long as possible but it was inevitable. We freaking suck! Jesus Christ, the fucking Devil Rays deserve the playoffs more than we do.

Hey Omar, we want a pitcher, not a belly itcher! Get us about 12 of them while you're at it. Heads better roll this offseason. Totally unacceptable.

We gotta get Milledge and Gomez some damn playing time. We actually won with them in the lineup over the summer. Send Shawn Green into retirement. Alou has been great when healthy but he's not the answer for more than maybe another two years so go get something of value for him. Trade Delgado for a bag of balls. Get Maine and Smith on a training program so they don't suck wind after the all star break. Have The Jacket spend the offseason with Pelfrey and Humber. And blow up the bullpen for god's sake. Mota, Schoeneweis - gone. Heilman - give him a chance in the rotation. Wagner - put him on HGH or something. Jesus, I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be pining for Royce 'Fuckin' Ring.