The Camouflage Bible!

Because my two favorite things to do are hunting and going to church. Now I can fulfill my spiritual needs while I wait for deer to enter my field of vision!

OMFG.

I just had the craziest dream today. I was home alone at my parents' house when Queen Latifah, Charlton Heston, Lucy Liu, Biggie Smalls and one of my uncles broke in. Apparently, my uncle gave them inside info on a stash of money hidden somewhere and they wanted to steal my Delta SkyMiles too. It was really weird.

Latifah, Lucy and Biggie left for some reason I don't remember and my mom and sister came home. Then things got a little crazy. Charlton Heston was distracted by talking to my sister so I knocked out my uncle by throwing a Fisher Price toy at his head. Then I squirted ketchup into Charlton Heston's eyes and my captors were thwarted. And then I woke up. Bizarre. Analyze that! I dare you to!

I had some other weird dreams too. I just remember one now. I was reviewing some of my old code in my preparations for today's interview and all I remember was one long ass line of code declaring a TSQL cursor with dozens and dozens of gibberish parameters. Yes, I think I qualify as a super geek now.

I did a double take when I saw on my Google Sidebar that one of my holdings is up ONE MILLION PERCENT! I can finally retire and buy my own island somewhere.


So I was emptying out my gmail spam folder and mmm... spam primavera.

WTF? Green Cheetos? That's just nasty.

Review of Cheetos Twisted Holiday Green

Hmm... never thought I'd ever say that... but apparently a bunch of people there are celebrating Festivus tonight. I'm sure there's a few conservative Christians somewhere that are really pissed about this.
[Yahoo article]

And there's actually a short video that chronicles the history of Festivus. [5 things to know about Festivus]