Holy crap... I finally saw the South Park episode where Cartman fakes having Tourette's Syndrome. My God, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Dick tits!
Tampon dick shit!
Crap filled vagina!
Aw shit! Cock!
Ass! Piss in the ass! Piss coming from my ass!
Dumb shit douchebag!
Donkey boner!
Thanks everybody, suck my balls!
Titty sprinkles!

Full episode here

Friday:
My ice hockey team wins the Duluth Iceforum CC championship to cap a ridiculous 14-1 season (and that one loss was in December when I and about half the team didn't play). I played pretty well and I'm still a little sore today. No goals but I played great defense which is my role for now anyway.

Sunday:
Giants win the Super Bowl. Lots of so-called experts predicted a Pats blowout. How? It was a 3 point game when they played just a month ago. Anyway, I had multiple heart attacks in that last drive. That was absolutely nuts.... the drive that defines Eli Manning's career. I may have to purchase the DVD.

BTW, did anyone catch that Bill Belichick interview after the game on Fox? I felt uncomfortable watching that from my living room. I couldn't imagine being the dude that interviewed him. I thought Belichick was gonna strangle him.