I have this catalog and it really does look like a huge male chicken.

"At first glance, it just looks like a happy family enjoying their IKEA furniture. But look closer. The dog seems to be enjoying the IKEA furniture a little too much."

• I saw Snakes on a Plane last weekend at the drive-in. It was awesome.


• I got my $25 check for my day of jury duty a couple of weeks ago. I think I'll go retire now.


• I keep on buying shit. I've realized it's because I haven't really bought much the last few years and I really needed/wanted stuff now.


• Like this Sumo chair


• And my cat really likes her new drinking fountain thingy


• And my neighbor will appreciate my new computer speakers since it lets me plug in headphones if I'm watching a movie late at night.

A blast from the past comes through with a great new song.

I've spent so much freaking money this summer it's ridiculous. I had repairs on my old car and my home air conditioner. Then I got a cat and then I got a new car. My latest purchase, a Mac Mini, came today...

I'm watching Wimbledon on TV. This is pretty bad. Cliche city.

And fuck Rupert Murdoch. Not only does your news channel suck but now you fuck with my baseball.

For Saturdays in the regular season between May 22nd and October 2nd, with the exception of Saturday September 4th and 11th, the FOX Television Network has the exclusive national rights to broadcast games up until 7:00pm ET (4:00pm PT). So, while you will not receive Major League Baseball games on your MLB EXTRA INNINGS channels any of those Saturday mornings or afternoons, you will receive the available Saturday night games that begin after 7:00pm ET (4:00pm PT). For Saturday morning and afternoon games, check out the FOX Network local schedule.

I don't want to watch the damn Braves on my local Fox channel. I want to watch the Mets and I paid $300 to do so. Assholes.